Forget turning the other cheek—what some offended Christian groups really should’ve done is plugged their ears.

In a move Johnny Depp had to see coming, the conservative groups Christian Coalition and Focus on the Family have lashed out at the actor after he lent his voice to a tongue-in-cheek (and now ragingly controversial) new Christmas tune by the British act Babybird.

The track’s name: “Jesus Stag Night Club.”

Basically, the song tells the story of a group of teenagers who hire a Jesus look-alike to organize a stag night (better known in these parts as a bachelor party). Over the course of a raucous night, the son of God doppelgänger ends up passed out drunk (possibly dead, some have inferred), and it’s revealed that he’s not just a copycat, but the real Jesus.

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