Frankly, I’m afraid to say anything about Muslims. Why? Because they kill people.

Maybe that’s why the liberals kiss up to them – fear. I can’t wait to see Katie Couric do a story on the new Muslim women’s magazine al-Qaida just put out!

Katie: Why, look at this! “Al Shamikha.” It means “The Majestic Woman”! What a lovely magazine!
Veiled Woman (only eyes showing): Yes, this is our new magazine.

Katie: It’s so beautiful! And glossy! And the articles are so relevant! Here’s a beauty tip! Stay indoors and veiled at all times. Your skin will look like baby skin! Oh! I should try that! I have all these freckles!

Veiled Woman: Yes. Our ways should be everyone’s ways.

Katie: Oh! And, look! How to raise a suicide bomber! I could use that! I’ve never thought of … well, too bad my girls are already grown! Maybe I can use this on my grandchildren! Thank you so much! You are so beautiful!

Veiled Woman: Allahu Akbar!

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